For Sale!

I'm so broke; nobody wants to hire me and I nees cash badly. Therefore, I made a decision to sell my stuffs for some cash. Anybody is willing to buy it and help me? Treat it as a charity. Donate to me; and get a gift from me. Name; Elayne. Ability; Clean your house, cook for you etc etc. Advantage; No maid needed at home Disadvantage; Need to bring her to her Mental Consultant regulary. PRICE : just $888!!! *futher reduction will be given if you're interested. For more information or to buy, contact ME. ;)